It was about mid-morning, when I realized today is the two year anniversary of my sister’s death. Though it upsets me still at times, not having her here, I really don’t feel like doing a sad, heartfelt post today. I remember her in my heart, and her spirit is still strong with the family. Plus, she liked to smile and have a good time. That alone should be reason enough not to be sad all the time.
So, instead, I am going to post a list of things not to say at a funeral. Sure, this list is probably tacky, but I don’t really care. However, if you are easily offended, or just lost a loved one, you may want to stop reading here.
Six Things Not to Say at a Funeral
- “About time that old bastard/bitch kicked the bucket.”
- “Wait a second. Before you close that, I want to get something off her finger.”
- With a gleeful tone while rubbing your hands together, “I can’t wait to see how much Aunt Ida left me!”
- “This is John Smith’s funeral. Woah, I totally didn’t recognize him with his pants on!”
- “I call shotgun for riding in the hearse!”
- “I just love funerals! What time are they serving the food?”
I thought about you yesterday, I am glad you are able to have good thoughts on such an awful day. My dad’s one year is coming and I fear it will be bad day. But then again its getting better so maybe not.
Hey there! Thinking of you and the baby boy!I too just went through the 2 year mark of the sudden death of my best friend in the world. Nope, the sting is still there! (((hugs)))
lol..yeah, I’d say none of those would be too appropriate.
That’s an awesome way to remember your sister, Lynda.
MIL’s two year just passed and we went out to dinner. Mom loved getting dressed up and dancing to the 50’s music (UGH!)We went to her fave restaurant and told jokes and laughed. She would have loved it -and your jokes!!
Mel - I have been thinking of you too. My advice is to focus on the good times.
Poody - I don’t think the sting will ever go away.
Slick - Thanks!
MetalMom - Last year, Dan and I did a big celebration of Laurianne’s life. This year, nothing quite so big, but I think of her everyday. I felt like Laurianne would have rather had me making jokes, anyway.
Mel - I have been thinking of you too. My advice is to focus on the good times.
Poody - I don’t think the sting will ever go away.
Slick - Thanks!
MetalMom - Last year, Dan and I did a big celebration of Laurianne’s life. This year, nothing quite so big, but I think of her everyday. I felt like Laurianne would have rather had me making jokes, anyway.
I was thinking of you, hoping you were doing okay with this day. Glad to hear you are doing your sister proud.
This made me think of why funerals need to be so sad and formal. I know we are sad when our loved obes leave but I want a big celebration of my life instead of a sad quiet affair. And no one can wear black. Red, pink or bright colors only. And jokes and music is an absolute must! I think your sister would be glad you are cracking jokes in her memory.