Here is an image from my inbox. You can click it to enlarge, if you want to see it.
I don’t get as interesting spam mail as Dan, but it seems like I get a lot of it. Some of my blogger buddies get some good ones too. Most of the people who email me, seem to think I am a man.
For example, take the first one from Dipesh Branson. He says, “No girls laugh at me now, haha, i laugh at them”. Well, I am laughing at your Dipeshit, because you probably still aren’t getting laid.
kyri mota wants to tell me about a product men all over the world are going to love. Well, sorry, kyri, but I am not a man. Email my husband. He has his own gmail account. And we still won’t buy it. Also, learn2cap.
hawkmoody just wants to stop by. Well, the answer to that is no. Also, learn2cap.
gerardo denis thinks I subscribe to his program for Viagra. What part of no penis do these people not understand??
Then there is kdsfj Vallieres. My first tip is to get a real sounding first name. No one is going to open an email with that name. Secondly, I don’t feel inadequate about my penis. I don’t think my penis needs enlarging (since I don’t have one), and as for taking action…. well, the weekend is just started.
Incidentally, this was the bad post I was talking about the other day. Also, as a warning, I did get a spam at my Laurianne’s Hope email asking me to add them to Facebook. How do I know it was a scam? Laurianne’s Hope isn’t on Facebook. So, use caution, my Facebook friends.
I just did the face book thing….but I hate it! I feel like a sell out! Does that make any sense at all?
Happy Thanksgiving!
You DON’T have a penis? Damn!….Sorry I sent all those messages your way!
I love how people have to manipulate good things. I mean, why can we not have blogs, emails, MySpace, Facebook with out someone intruding into our space with rude and nonscence spam? I guess it comes with the territory.
THIS was your bad email? I think I need to rethink my standards for bad and take strict caution before posting any of my bad posts.
One of those mentions “Orland.” That’s a city pretty close to me, and next to the town I grew up in. So, you don’t have a penis, and you don’t live in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. Two strikes for him.
Ah, we must share the same inbox or we get a lot of the same emailers…..
If you ever try one of those penis enlargements, let me know how it works!