So, I have read on a few blogs that people are talking about the term Alpha Blogging.
I never heard this term before. I didn’t really look into it, honestly. Here is what I gathered. But let me disect it.
Alpha - leader of the pack, top dog
Blogging - an online journal
Alpha Blogging - leader in writing an online journal?
I am pretty sure I don’t qualify. But, if you are following me, and you think that I am an Alpha Blogger, I have a little advice for you. Stop following me because I don’t know where the hell I am going!
But.
Cant we still come along for the adventure??!!
Of course! That’s what it’s all about. I like you. You like me…that sounds familiar…..
All I ask is that we skip side by side, like in the Wizard of Oz.
hahhahahahahahha
This post is 100 times better than the one I wrote on the subject.
I think I should just strike my entire post and replace it with a link here. LOL
LOL! What’s the opposite of Alpha? Omega? That would be me. The Omega Blogger.
Were did my comment go? Damn. It was witty and good too…
Somethign about being an Alphie Blogger…a blogger who writes about nothing, like that term, it means nothing.
Not so funny now.
I think I resent the concept. And how would one determine an alpha, anyway? It’s just not possible to decide who blogs the most, the longest, the most often, with the most comments, etc… what determines the status?
I don’t like internet labels.
Could be a good game…
A Soylent Blogger - one who eats other Bloggers for breakfast.
Beta Bloggers - never post anything exciting.
Gamma Bloggers - glow in the dark.
Delta Bloggers - are always editing their posts.
Epsilon Bloggers - have very small toes.
Zeta Bloggers - are challenging and mysterious.
Eta Bloggers - are always late to post.
Don’t forget the Omega Bloggers - their the ones with the fatty acids.