Driving back to work after lunch on Wednesday, I started thinking about those dreaded Performance Evaluations that we get at work. And I started wondering what it would be like if it was applied to marriage. Now let me warn you, in no way should you make assumptions about my marriage to Dan with this [...]
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Performance Evaluations
Posted in Crazy Ideas, Dan, Huh?, Looney Lynda, That W Place, Uncategorized on April 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Wish They All Could Be California Girls
Posted in Uncategorized on April 18, 2008 | 9 Comments »
So apparently, it happened this morning. It’s all over the news. It the first thing my co-workers talked about. “Where were you?” my coworker asked me and another who walked in the door. “Probably in bed, she says.”
The other coworker replies. She said he wasn’t in bed, because she gets up at 5:30 a.m. I [...]
They Paved Paradise, and Put In A Parking Lot….
Posted in All About Me, Huh?, In The 'Hood, Uncategorized on March 26, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Dan and I went out to dinner last night, after running some errands. We came home to this:
You can’t really see it in the picture, but the line begins at our next door neighbor’s driveway. It stops at the red car. I bet Jim has a shit fit. I am still waiting for the 2 a.m. [...]
Three Things
Posted in Uncategorized on March 24, 2008 | 11 Comments »
The BMV sent me a letter. When Dan handed it to me, I thought my worst fear was realized. “Damn them. They screwed up again.” I felt a bit of panic and anger rise up in me. I opened the letter. It pretty much said they weren’t suspending my license because I took care of [...]
BMV Creates [Soul Shard].
Posted in All About Me, Dan, Huh?, Uncategorized on March 20, 2008 | 15 Comments »
A few months ago, Dan and I got a letter from the Bureau of Motor Vehicles (BMV) stating that we needed to take care of something with our car. Dan went in, took care of it. I remember him telling me they had his license wrong, so he had to get his social security corrected [...]
Babies Are Friends, Not Food
Posted in Uncategorized on March 14, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I shamelessly swiped the picture below of Mr. Fab. Mr. Fab is trying to help his wife help babies.
If you know Mr. Fab, you would probably think of him as a strong supporter of Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal. I could totally see Mr. Fab being our modern day Jonathan Swift. I mean, having been [...]
Ice Storm
Posted in Uncategorized on March 5, 2008 | 13 Comments »
This picture is just the beginning. It only got worse after this.
I must say, the drive home was interesting.
Click picture for a larger view, if interested.
50 Questions
Posted in Uncategorized on February 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
1. Do you like blue cheese? Ew…no.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No, I prefer to by my fish smoked. Oh, wait….heroin…sorry, I thought you said herring.
3. Do you own a gun? Yes, and I know how to use it.
4. Your favorite song? Right now, Epiphany by Staind and Iris by Goo Goo Dolls.
5. Do [...]
The Spirit of Christmas
Posted in All About Me, Dan, Looney Lynda, Uncategorized, tagged Another Meme, I am not doing these all the time on December 26, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Shelli tagged me with this meme, and I had planned to fill it out for Christmas, but it just didn’t happen. Also, Shelli agreed that this would be her Christmas gift (woohoo, no shipping!), I decided to go ahead and do it already.
OK Here are the rules:
1) Post a note about a blogger you would [...]
A Christmas Idea!
Posted in Crazy Ideas, Uncategorized, tagged It's Not a Skanklet on November 27, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Dan tends to find all kinds of weird stuff on the internet. Here is a snippet of our IM with each other today:
Dan: Gadgets galore: http://arstechnica.com/guides/buyer/holiday-2007.ars
Slanket
MSRP: $45 (Shop.Ars)
Manufacturer: SLANKETLOUNGIN LLC
It’s a blanket… with sleeves. The Slanket might make you look like a monk at a particularly geeky monastery, but it’s warm and practical. Perfect for [...]